Sometimes we go off men too, and before we end the relationship we usually treat them quite badly. So here are 15 signs that ‘she’s just not that into you.’
She argues against every opinion you have, and you were so sure she felt the same way about how well Marmite and jam go together.
You haven’t seen any of her mates in ages and every night she does go out, conveniently, it happens to be a girlie night.
When you mention a lad’s night out, a boy’s holiday or a trip to a strip club she vaguely acknowledges your existence then goes back to more important things, like checking her facebook or reading that girlie mag.
When you moan about so and so from work no longer does she comfort you with soothing words and how she hated Dave from accounts anyway, instead she starts playing her imaginary violin and tells you to grow up and start living in the real world.
She treats you like a lost puppy, or her kid brother, “Right, have you remembered your keys? Your wallet? Your backbone?”
She criticises your taste in clothes, food, mates and basically anything that belongs to you or you ever cared about.
When you do go out in a crowd she forgets you’re even there, to the point that she gets a cab home without you, and is asleep before you can even say goodnight.
Texts or emails from her are verging on a military command rather than a loving gesture. Need milk and bread. Get before come home.
She loves her kitten, puppy or even tiddly-winks, the goldfish, more than you. And tells them on a regular basis. You’re lucky to even get a kiss.
She farts and burps, without so much as a blush, or an apology.
She yawns half way through sex, or says “Just get it over with already.”
She de-tags all the pictures of you and her together on facebook, and when you ask why, she merely shrugs and says ‘dunno’.
Your arguments are more like a one sided conversation. She’s more interested in watching ‘America’s next top model.’
When you ask ‘Where do you think our relationship is going?’ she laughs and says ‘god you’re such a girl’.
And when you mention the idea of marriage, mortgage or kids she screams ‘ARE YOU SERIOUS?’….but not in a good way!